Here are ten things my Pharmacology teacher had [pretended to be] unconsciously taught me:
1. You can have the whole night to review. Or rather, You must use the whole night to review.
2. You can kill the top student. Or hide her notebook.
3. The meanest instructor can have the biggest heart.
4. Do not do what I do, but do what I say. I shall quote him, “It’s none of your business if makita nyo ako sa labas na naninigarilyo. Buhay ko yun sa labas.”
5. NEVER, NEVER believe in your teacher’s promises. Even though he tells you that it’s a promise he won’t be giving a quiz on monday, don’t trust him.
6. You MUST find your special someone immediately…as in NOW.
7. Whenever your special someone is in danger, you must:
a. if you are a Male - Stand up for her/rescue her
b. if you are a Female - Acknowlege yourself as her special someone
c. if none of the above - Look for mushrooms during the rainy season.. and make sure it’s a big one!
8. Don’t be a show-off. And this must be the best advice he had given us.
9. DO NOT EVER try to impress your teacher. Believe me, you’ll fail.
10. During exams, wear black socks. It’ll help.
i’ve got the feeling si sir evergisto ito. hehehe…
Posted by :) at June 30, 2009, 6:31 pm-@shinichi
pero mean tlga xa.. saksakan ng meeaaannn.. ehehe.. pero aus n rin.. na-immune n ata kami.. lol
-@smiley
yup.. xa nga at wla nang iba.. hehehe
#2: can’t do that to majoy.. i lubbb her ehh.. haha!! en she’z not tha top student.. no one iz.. it juz happened that she often got tha highest scores in our quizzes.. individual dfferences dude.. sumbody iz oweiz better than her in many diff. ways.. havng tha highest score dazn’t min dat yer tha bezt among tha rest.. it’z nice though that she doesn’t boast bout her mental churva.. she kipz her feet on tha ground.. that’z whut i lyk bout her..
#6: xud i do that?? az in now?? n.n
Posted by jackie. at July 11, 2009, 5:26 pmyeah.. #6 is an urgent MUST.. hehehe
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nakakamiz tlaga ang pagging estudyante. lalo na't pag estudyante ka madami kang allowance..hehe
ayus si sir/mam pharma nu ah..cguro kewl cia. lorma has pride of choosing its educators and i know quality ung mga un. Kung terror man itong teacher na ito o hindi, his giving u the biggest and meatiest fair share of his pizza. In short, magpasalamt ka at tinuturuan kayo niya, smin kc nung college wala kming pharmacology.
Sa lahat ng list mo number 3 ang pinakagusto ko, Gano man kamean ang isang teacher, he's just making your future path smoother and easier dhil sa gngwa niyang paghahnda sa inyo ngaun plang.
Posted by shinichi kiddo at June 10, 2009, 10:00 pm